NUN & PRIEST ! ! !

A  Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a  camel.
On  the third day out,the camel suddenly dropped dead  without warning. 

After dusting themselves off,  the Nun and the Priest surveyed their
situation.  After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke.   'Well,
Sister, this looks pretty grim.'

'I  know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we  can survive more than a day or two.' 

'I agree,'  says the Father.  'Sister, since we are unlikely to  make it out of here alive, would you do something for  me?'

'Anything, Father.'

'I have never  seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might  see yours.' 

'Well,under the circumstances I  don't see that it would do any  harm.'
The  Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of  her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their  beauty.. 


'Sister,  would you mind if I touched them?' She consented and he  fondled them for several minutes.

'Father,  could I ask something of you?'

'Yes,  Sister?'

'I have never seen a man's penis. Could  I see yours?'

'I suppose that would be OK,' the  Priest replied lifting his robe.

'Oh  Father, may I touch it?'

The priest consented and  after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge  erection.

'Sister, you know that if I insert my  penis in the right place, it can
give  life.'

'Is that true Father?'

'Yes, it  is,   Sister.'
'Oh  Father, that's wonderful... stick it in the camel and let's  get the fuck out of here!'